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One who is so obsessed with the music genre "classic rock" that they proceed to declare all other music genres moot. The individual in question only allows classic rock to satisfy their musical needs and refuses to explore other genres.
Guy 1: Dude all your music sucks. You need to listen to some zeppelin or sabbath.
Guy 2: STFU. You are such a classic rock junkie.
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one who makes attempts to invent a new word/definition; summoned forth from poor creativity; to think it's 'dope' to batter the beauty of linguistics, thus speaking in tongue of such disorganized, meaningless grammar, and sentence structure of spoken language. sadly, expecting to recieve acknowledgements for there 'ideal' efforts... because they're cool, absolutely fucking spontaneous and unique!
1. nigga, wigga, jigga, fag, fuck, bed sheets worn for pants, penguin nig.
2. yo nig wuz up? i be bangin' yo sis while you slang fuck around and yo pants low ride the ground, cuz. ya dig?
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A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, Discussing the hottest NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term "Jock-Strap Junkie").
Center: Hey, have you noticed that Jake squeezes when he gives you the "Good Game" slap?
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.
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One who surfs the internet and actually finds girls and couples to play. There are only a rare few craigslist junkies. Most people who use craigslist do not take their time, and are impolite, or just send you pictures of "their" wang. Craigslist junkies may also be known as players, though they do not often get to sex. craigslist junkies always remember to stay safe, never give out personal information and never use their real e-mail adress. craigslist junkies always know how to treat a lady, and they can make anyone at the bar burst out laughing.
guy 1: yeah so i met a bucha girls on craigslist.
guy 2: yeah? what did you guys do?
guy 1: we went to outback. free lobster bro!
guy 2: get a life ya craigslist junkie.
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Someone who compulsively shops at General Pants Co., and are under the impression that they are indie, while in true fact they are indie posers.
general pants junkies make it hard to identify indie posers from real indies.
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Someone who plays COD so much that they will flip out and blame anyone near them for their death in game. A very bad case of this can be during search and destroy or demolition.
Kid is getting killed over and over again...
Friend:Hey why don't you try going that way?
Gamer:You just got me killed, what is your problem?! I never really liked you...
Next day when the gamer is calm he will call and apologize.
This is text book Call of duty Junkie as I have seen/heard with my own eyes/ears.
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An addict who doesn't bother anybody. Just stays at home and deals with their addiction. not one to go up the town and hassle shoppers or rob folks houses or that. Just stays at home and does no harm to anyone else but themselves.
That fella doesn't bother anybody, he's a stay at home junkie