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The knob that the sound guy thrns when the band pisses him off. see also suck button.
Band guy: "Dude, My Cowbell is more important than the lead guitar, it needs to be louder"
Sound Guy: "Fuck you, asshole"...then turns the suck knob to 11.
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A knob attached to the rim of a steering wheel that enables a driver to turn the wheel by moving the knob. Very common in the late 1940s and through the 1950s. Illegal in most places since then. Also called a nigger knob.
Ermal has a suicide knob on the steering wheel of his Case tractor. He decided to put one on the wheel of his Pontiac, too, so he could spoon with Ida Mae while he drives.
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A Knob Gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much "Knob" as possible per day. The average amount of "Knob" per day for a professional Knob Gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. Normally a Knob Gobbler would take it in the mouth but the arse is often accepted as a valid mean of Gobbling.
Joe: You see that girl over there? She noshed me right off the other day, TOTAL KNOB GOBBLER!
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a retard humping a door knob as seen in dodgeball
you guys look like retards humping a door knob
you are such a re knob
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A person who likes to frequently intake male genitalia.
Lucy was such a "knob Gobbler" last night.
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Ejaculate. Sperm that has exited the penis.
Guy 1: Dude, my dealer's screening my calls and I know he's holding.
Guy 2: What a lazy knob wad.
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The co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.
Mike: “I came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so I got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then I set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
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