A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?
someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"
The dude that can slam the most beers at a party and fuck alot of hoes, can also be used as a hype slur
Damn dude go kong strong
that dude is so kong strong
A sexual position with your wife when you strip butt naked, bend over to reach underneath your bed to find and put on your "rice hat". Then squint your eyes and finally proceed to have sex and scream, "Hong Kong this Dong!"
"Hey Baby, hurry up and meet me in my room and I'll show you The Hong Kong."
A person who gets fingered while watching a movie in the cinema especially when watching Godzilla vs kong
Hey guys i’m going with someone to watch a movie !
Okay don’t pull a Godzilla vs Kong !!! 😉
The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night