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King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022


Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 18, 2023


Ethan Kong

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)

"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"

by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022


Kong strong

The dude that can slam the most beers at a party and fuck alot of hoes, can also be used as a hype slur

Damn dude go kong strong

that dude is so kong strong

by AccioKong strong August 18, 2024


The Hong Kong

A sexual position with your wife when you strip butt naked, bend over to reach underneath your bed to find and put on your "rice hat". Then squint your eyes and finally proceed to have sex and scream, "Hong Kong this Dong!"

"Hey Baby, hurry up and meet me in my room and I'll show you The Hong Kong."

by Ed Flesh April 17, 2022


Godzilla Vs Kong

A person who gets fingered while watching a movie in the cinema especially when watching Godzilla vs kong

Hey guys i’m going with someone to watch a movie !

Okay don’t pull a Godzilla vs Kong !!! 😉

by yourstrulymuah August 8, 2021


The Donkey Kong

The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong

Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night

by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022