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day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.

Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.

by manfredmanley July 24, 2015


National leave the basement day

On March 6, you are able to escape from the basement. And the kidnapper can not do anything.

You: It's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit yeah my fault, you free to go.

by Minecraftplay1830 March 1, 2024


National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 March 1, 2024


I wanna leave Urban Dictionary

F*ck you

I wanna leave Urban Dictionary, but I'm scared i will regret it

by RFGDSFDSAgse64 November 4, 2020


leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley March 28, 2011


Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 20, 2022


your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024