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This is what happens after you use your hand to masturbate the penis of an animal.
"once i make two goat liquid explosion, same time! i say 'ooh good boy!'"
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when your girl feels as if she has to release a geseous foul storm from her anus and sit's on you to realese it all. it's best when done by a iron-handed,sexy female patner
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
can you believe what happened to me last night? Man speceilya subjected me to fart liquid torture. i never wanna leave her.never.
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The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...
Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.
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A brown slimy pasty smelly liquid that comes out of a vagina if it has not been douched or cleaned or has some sort of STD.
1.Don't have sex with sarah she is full of dirty vagina Liquid
2. I fucked jenny and dirty vagina liquid came squirting out of her vagina I asked her what the hell was that and she told me that was caused because she has STDs And has not douched in months.
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Southern Comfort. The best damn drink in the world, mix with Sprite, Sierra Mist, or Coca-Cola. Serve it to the ladies and within moments, she will tear those pink frilly granny panties off like they on fire.
Guy 1: Did you get lucky last night with that chick you met at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah. Liquid Panty Remover does it every time.
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Hippo:Look out i think liquid moto moto likes you
Moto Moto: *Is liquid so cant move*
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To get drunk or the state of being drunk
Dude, I got routed by the liquid viking at the keg party last night. By the way, have you seen my pants?
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