another euphemism for a male genitalia
"Hey girl, you want me to peel back my layers and show you my banana lizard?"
"ew"
The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard
Someone who digs in a trash can late at night whos probably stealing your shit not bringing back and someone who lives in a trailer park that makes the sound WOOP WOOP! for you to know their coming
Damn lott lizards diggin in my trash again.
Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool
Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame
Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.
WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!
I coughed up a lung lizard!
To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.
I hooked up with this rainbow lizard and all she did was left me hard and hanging.