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Log Hoser

Someone that pees on poo poo

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.

by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011

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log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C November 27, 2015


Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018


speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 6, 2014


A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

by Richard Michael Richmond December 25, 2018


Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.

Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.

by Sallytwist March 17, 2016


bob for logs

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs

scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process

by Gnu782 September 25, 2023