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When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.
Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.
Someone who is generally unlucky in most aspects except getting Covid-19
"Did you hear about Dan? His cat died and his girl left him but he doesn't have covid" "He's gotta have covid luck"
The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
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When you and your friends get together and get high off of everyones supply.
me: Hey guys you wanna come over for a pot-luck
friends: Sure!
me: Awesome fam. Remember to byow (bring your own weed)!
A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.
At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.
The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.
The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.
( Use competitive sized pot)
Hey guys, let's go pot luck
Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight
Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck
I came last in pot luck, shit
Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man
A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.
At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.
The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.
The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.
Hey guys, let's go pot luck
Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight
The term "Lazarus luck" is applied to someone who has partied so hard that others deem them lucky to be alive. This may also apply to someone who has been resuscitated after an over dose. In reference to the biblical figure Lazarus of Bethany also known as Lazarus of the four days. Lazarus was said to have been resurrected four days after his death by Jesus.
Ozzy Osbourne must have some kind of "Lazarus luck"; the man has probably been brought back to life ten times!