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The two funniest ppl. they always make a dark day seem bright n every1 loves them. there so much fun, even god loves them...
Kaela: i have dirty fingernails
Madison: I'll give u a manicure
Kaela: Your so nice
Madison: So are you, and I love madeleine
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Basically "If Lake Braddock Secondary School is a university" but with some minor changes to the mascot. It also so happens that this is where many Lake Braddock kids go after secondary school.
// Meanwhile, at James Madison University //
A: "Hey, which high school were you from?"
B: "Lake Braddock Secondary."
A: "Eyy Me too!"
B: "Aren't we all Lake Braddock Alumni here?"
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It is a very good school, but school spirit is for asshole sports fans.
"Scene from University of Wisconsin Madison: Hey, why are all of these dipshits walking out in front my moving car?"
"It's a Badger game."
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A school defined by it's 70/30 ratio: the average female is 70% desperate and 30% wasted, while the average male is 70% 'bro' and 30% rapist. Commonly, both males and females are 100% stupid.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.
LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE
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a place where kids in every class choose to stand out by making complete asses of themselves- this includes drinking/smoking cis or weed in the bathroom, yelling over used catch phrases, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, or by being complete gym rats and tools.
enough said.
oh man that kid on the madison track teamis such a loser...
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She is perfect in every way she is the ideal girlfriend and her and Michael white will be together for ever
Madison hope Johnson is my girlfriend
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A place in Wisconsin where fucking idiots go to school. Also known as the school in which fuck-offs go to.
My son is a fuck-off... so he goes to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
My Daughter is a fucking idiot. She will go to the University of Wisconsin - Madison
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