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You've got mail! Check your letterbox.
You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.
the increased rash of "cute" e-mails received around christmas time, mail that one x's out of immediately and delets without forwarding on
man, my in-box if full of x-mail like every november and december, takes me forever to clean up my in-box this time of year
when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)
my friend and i became voice mail critics
Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.
Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.
Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
Mail sent to a correctional facility with drugs seeped into the letter and or envelope
I sent some flayl mail to my bf
An extremely long text message that a girl might send to a guy in a fight. Usually they explain exactly why they are mad and how they could fix it.
Caleb: Brittany sent me a She-mail last night. I hardly got halfway through it!
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful
It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.
Hey, that problem we had the other day? It's in the mail.