Northern Irish slang for when someone is 17 going with a 12 year old,normally from lurgan or larne
"just picked up a 12 year old"
"Mate stop being a Jay Major"
Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss
look at that kid he's such a Major
The most masculine being on earth that could break your inhibitions to mate with just a wink
Major has the ultimate aura
a scawny, boney, wrinkled neck.
Girl 1: Have you seen Luke with that Major??
A guy who is a perfectionist. He is calm, kind and very conscious of his environment. He is a very nice person but if poked, he can become tough. He is hardworking; values loyalty and honest. Most people called major are usually the nicest and smartest guys.
I saw Major standing by the Physics lab
secret furry code for "i want to have sexual relations with furries"
Person 1: Major.
Person 2: Dude wtf this is a public area
he literally sell his soul to war thunder and a fuking wehraboos retarded and he have a fuking huge pet and he scared and he calling BIAWAK MAJOR,he body size is realy huge like 1 gallon of AQUA water
MAJOR- IM literally GOD OF 2A5 BC MY KD RATIO IS 2:1 AND MY CREW IS FOKING ACEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHA WEHRABOS GOES HAIL HITTTT