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Maria Elise is «that girl» everyone is talking about. She always does something crazy and create adventures of everything. If you have a boyfriend, watch out. Maria Elise can make your boy love her in less than a day. She is dangerously beautyful and she has a snakk circle. Watch out!
I break up with u, I’ve Found myself a Maria Elise
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A Filipino urban legend telling the story of an OFW (Overseas Filipino Worker) who came home, chopped up her children and husband, and ate them. Legends say she is an aswang (Filipino mythical creature half vampire, half werewolf.)
Is that woman Maria Labo? She's so insane. Eating up her husband and children?
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a big beefy boujee girl who isnt afraid to gobble up your mans toes,she is also attracted to apples and she is too much of an annoying slag to get a boyfriend so she tries to fill her loneliness with a bunch of hot celebrities who are out of her league and will never know she exists
NO ONE LIKES LUCIA
Ew did you see the video of Lucia Maria trying to eat that persons toes
GROSS
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she has a crush on daniel but won’t admit it
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Lj and maria are two homo people
Person 1:Did you hear about lj and maria
Person 2:Yes their homo right
Person 1:Yeah
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When during Thanksgiving dinner you have sex with your girlfriend, or what ever slut you pick up off the street, on the table through the Thanksgiving turkey while everyone is eating dinner.
Did you see Uncle Jim santa maria his girl last Thanksgiving?
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a ruella-maria is a totally unique person who has had some very unusual experiences and some very odd habits which generally include irrational fears such as butterflies and shaking hands combined with a tendancy to rebel by becoming catholic and the ability to see indians at the window.
see that ruella-maria? shes totally "SPECIAL"
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