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Maya is a cool chick but gets really triggered by all these name definitions. Maya thinks people are funny… people think maya are funny.
Maya thinks maya is funny.
Person 1: can’t talk because is laughing so hard.
Maya: nods. Checks Instagram… sighs
Nosy. Annoying. Posts random pictures. Still not a genius sorry.
Maya
Maya is a walking devil.
She is a straight, privileged white girl bitch and any time you see her, you get the sudden urge to throw up.
Ron: What a nice day it is tod-
Maya: *Walks by*
Ron: *Gags* I suddenly want to punch something. Really hard.
a girl who loves coffee enemas using her favourite klisma
Person 1: hey why does she look so alert?
Person 2: it's because she's a Maya, she infused her favourite blend up her ass this morning
One of the best people to ever exist.
Always helps people and looks out for everyone.
Hey, is that Maya?
Yeah! I love them so much:)
Friend: Yo do you know Maya
Me: Oh you mean perfection? yeah i know them
swagaliousous gorgalisous masterpiece you ever did see. And that's on period.
Person 1: wheres Maya?
Mayas Bestie: you mena the one and only ur mom jokester? shes in the bathroom.