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When you take a piss in a girl's mouth and while she gargles you jerk off in her mouth.
Dude: Hey baby, I heard about this new thing called the "mississippi fish tank", wanna try it?
Babe: Sounds weird? What is it?
Dude: You trust me?
Babe: Mmmm...yeah?
Dude: Open wide then, close your eyes, and try not too swallow.
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For a man to take a shit and lay it between the butt cheeks of another man and put his dick between the two cheeks like a hotdog in a bun and slide back and forth so that the shit squishes all over the mans cock and balls causing the man to shoot hot man goo all over the back of the other man.
shane perkins recived a mississippi mud rudder from john flynn in afghanistan.
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When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????
Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
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Usually bestowed by drunken girlfriends riding upon the shoulders of their boyfriends at concerts while shouting "Wooooo!" with so much gusto that they momentarily lose the grip of their sphincter, releasing a torrent of the previous night's Taco Bell visit down the gentleman's back - much like a chocolate rooster tail.
" Yo - Charline gave Tommy a Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail at the Phish concert last night, Brah! Totally ruined his Ed Hardy tee, son!"
The mississppi mammary mess is a sexual maneuver which involves penetrating your partner through the actual nipple its self. It is only feasibly performed with lots of lube on a woman who has breast fed at least 50 children. Never the less please don't let this stop you from trying as it is a novel experience 4 everyone involved. N.B can lead to severe deformation of the breast tissue.
Gil: Mate what happened to that girls right boob.
Brook: Oh I gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.
Gil: Nice!
Dopey: How the fuck did you pull that off.
Brook: Rohipnol, valium and good old KY jelly.
Pickering: Flipsi-eede!.
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n. - rearview of the MANGINA, also known as a FRUITBOWL.
Instead of just mooning Jill I gave her the old Mississippi Hog-back Growler.
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Taking a crap. Similar slangs are "dropping the kids off at the pool" and "dropping the Obamas at the White House".
When I got home from the Chinese buffet, I was letting the logs drop into the Mississippi.
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