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Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.

Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.

by Texas Dex June 13, 2008

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The Cooter Monster

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.

Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!

by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 26, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pie Monster

Someone or something that enjoys the sweet sensation that is pie.

'The pie monster was rampaging through the village, and depriving them of pie'

by Spotteh January 17, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Monster Truck

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n

Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.

by RattlesnakeRick February 4, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


undie monster

a mythical beast that steals your undies in the middle of the night whilst you are sleeping, most often after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

The undie monster paid me a visit last night.

by E. Ho September 27, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monster truck

Jeremy dont have one

no one:
jeremy: i dont have a monster truck so i leaving the group

by RANDOM USER 069 February 24, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Troll Monster

Scuzzy looking broad. Typically involving frazzled hair, too tight shirt revealing an overabundance on abdominal cellulite, track pants to reveal her fat ass, or a short skirt that comes way to close to showing that dirty camel toe. Often accompanied by flakey cakey overapplied facial make up, so as to hide her volcanic crater like pock marks. Generally smells of a Japanese fish market.

Cracked out slut.

Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.

Timmy - Dang would you look at the skanky bitch over there with the doggy style tat and the 70 lb. ass, wearing what should only be worn in the bedroom by a sexy bitch!?!?

Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!

by Mr. Grumpy no.... seriously November 26, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž