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When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis
David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.
He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.
A person, place, or thing. Ignite’s the Source, Breath, and Light in everything you hold True.
The Morning Reveler is on point ya’ll, they Bring da Mob to You!
1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.
Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.
A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.
Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?
No, they have turned into morning joggers .
masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning
Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats