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The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.
"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."
Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!
The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.
That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache
The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner
1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.
You have a little mustache milk leftover.