dirty shoe

The process when you shit in someones shoe and wait for them to put it on.

I found out this morning I was wearing dirty shoes.

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DC Shoes

Extremely overrated that makes skate shoes and apparel. They used to be good, but recently they've become so mainstream with their ugly models like the Court Graffik and Air Ventilation shoes. Instead of making good quality shoes to skaters, they often make shoes that sell better to other kinds of people, such as preps, athletes, and even rappers. Their shoes are bad quality because they don't last and you can't control a skateboard to well with them compared to Emericas or Lakais.

Kid goes into Zumiez and buys DC Shoes (Pure XE). Over the next month and a half, he finds that they've been destroyed. He then buys DC Journals (red suede ones) and skates with them. They get worn out in only a month and it costs him. He has decided to never buy DC Shoes again.

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brown shoe

substitute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.

since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.

if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~

they: ahhhhhh-chooo!
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)

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CFM shoes

CFM shoes are those killer platform shoes that women can barely walk in and that cry out; COME FUCK ME!

Two girls are getting dressed and ready to go to a local night club for their night on the town. While they are getting dressed one girl says to the other, "are you going to wear you cfm shoes tonight?

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Shoe Horn

Future climate modelling: to build a coupled atmosphere ocean climate model at the last moment and enter it into the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) next Assessment Report. And then expect people to take climate change seriously based on the preliminary results.

"Who would be so crazy as to try and shoe horn a model into the IPCC?"

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boat shoe

A type of leather shoe that native Californians use to identify out-of-towners. Almost always the out-of-towners are from the East Coast.

Bro, look at that tool wearing short shorts and boat shoes. Doesn't that East Coast douche own a pair of flip-flops?

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Clown Shoes

Unimportant, Without need for consideration

It's total clown shoes to think that dwelling on what happened will change a anything.
Don't even think you're clown shoe ass has shit figured out.

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