Your Mum

'Your Mum' is the original english version of the insult. The American readers among us will be more accustomed to 'Your Momma.' The insuslt can be added as a come back (though not a very good one) to any insult. The comeback does not have to be related in any way to the insult and can be completely incoherent.

This is an example of and incoherent version
'You such such a cock sucker'
'Your Mum.'
This is a coherent example
'Fuck you! You suck cock'
'So does your Mum'

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on your knuckles

Having financial difficulties.

Guy 1: What's up with that $1.38 you owe me from yesterday?

Guy 2: Damn, you on your knuckles like that, cuz?

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Your Dog

Literally a shithead who shits. What else did you expect?

"Your dog is a major shithead!" said, John. "I know, But he has to shit!" said Pam.

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your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.

Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready

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Your fuck

You failed at the current job your doing

Dave drop the dishes at work

Boss: dave your fuck now get out.

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your fit

Your hot, cute

I think your fit hot

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on your jock

flattering someone to the point of self humiliation.

did you check out ez greasy? the minute you got the hookup with bmg, he was on your jock.

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