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A bad ass Motherfucker who beats the shit out of puppies, kittens, and children with a big ass wooden stick and fucks shit up, gets down with your lady when you aint watching. Just an overall fucking bad ass
Andrew jacksons nickname was old hickory
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Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
Watch out for the Old Kaka when you go down.
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When a female strokes the male genitalia. Otherwise know as a handjob.
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
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An old spark is when there used to be a spark between you and someone else.
You and him are such an old spark.
A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.
Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.
(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
Look at that old stoaker trying to chat up those young ladies