larry bird

The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.

DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!

TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!

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sheel-larry

The ability to get drunk from 1 beer and start acting a fool.

Ameet pulled a sheel-larry last night when he started making out with my hamster.

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ashy larry

the extremely unfortunate, yet undeniably hilarious place in time where an unlucky individual inadvertently picks up a semi-full beer can that a smoking party guest has ashed in and drinks or chugs it

"whoaa that dipshit just got an ashy larry."

or

"who the fuck left this ashy larry"

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Larry Stylinson

Something that is not true AT ALL. The fans thought this up and it was one of the big reasons the band split up. So, if the fans stopped this, they would get together sooner. Harry and Louis are friends and that's it.

Do you ship Larry Stylinson?
No, of course, I don't! It's fake!

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larry enticer

when a dumb fucking bald middle aged man takes his ancient fucking v twin puts on a wig and fucks himself up to the nine on huge ass ramps.

"dude your dads such a larry enticer"
"ya i know man. i have double cancer now."

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bad larry

a derogatory name for someone whom you find masturbating in a public restroom

"Joe's beating it in the stall! Joe, you bad larry you!"

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Larry Stylinson

Larry Stylinson is a ship of Louis Tomlinson a Harry Styles

Hey do you believe in Larry Stylinson?
Uhh DUH who wouldn’t it is so obvious

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