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When you are banging someone from behind and they involuntarily diahrrea themselves violently all over your abdomen and genitalia.
I was totally taking her from behind and right as I was about to finish she ended the night with a Dan Bongino and completely ruined my satin sheets.
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a horribly witty and intelligent sex-advice columnist, author, pundit, journalist, and newspaper editor from Washington. not bad looking either.
pretty much the most awesome person ever, with the best job. a gay god, if you will.
Dan Savage can do no wrong. alternately;
I want to be Dan Savage.
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The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.
I think I lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that Steve gave me last night.
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A kid's tv show (produced by Nick Jr.) where a boy named Dan Henderson and his friends discover the land where lizards were as long as three school buses and terrifying T-Rex's ruled.
"What did you watch last night?"
"Dino Dan"
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when a black guy hits you resulting in the dan bang
big dan and jay resulting in dan bang
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So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.
Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"
Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."
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hottest couple ever made. will get married and have Germasian babies. They are so perfect for each other and will always be together. Dan loves Lisa more than Lisa could ever love Dan!!!
Lisa and Dan are the hottest couple alive!
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