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A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.
I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.
a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance
that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper
When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.
Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.
like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina
you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it
The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.
The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.
"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."
when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.
Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*
son*Jerk OOF*