Infinite P

Used as a slap bet and stands for Infinte Percent. If someone says "Infinte P" that something did or will happen and it doesn't or didn't happen, the person that the bet was made against gets to slap the person that made the bet.

Friend: "I Infinite P you won't fuck that girl."
Other friend: "If I do, I get to slap you."

General P

A person in control of a situation, the P can stand for a various things, usually poop or pants or both at the same time. As in some one wearing the pants in a relationship. Usually it's referring to a female, usually a hussie or trollop

Origin:
It also could be referring to the lead singer of 80's glam rock cover band Babar.

1) General P control your poop army!
2) I think General P wears the pants in that relationship.
3) She's a regular General poopy pants

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P-Card

The P-Card, or Penetration Card, is similar to the V-Card except with a more strict definition. The P-Card may only be lost through intercourse, so unlike the V-Card possession is not up for debate.

Dude, I was wasted with the hottest chick last night and we ended up at her place. When I woke up in the morning I realized she had taken my P-Card *High Five*

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P-Factor

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "Penility

Factor."

1. The P-Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

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P-fold

1. An abbreviated slang term that means "pussy fold."

2. A street term referring to a woman's vagina.

3. A term referring to the pattern that a vagina resembles, as if it were "folded."

4. Referring to the "pussy fold," as in the shape or resemblence of a woman's vagina, wherein the "lips" appear to be folded.

Her P-fold looks like cabbage!

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P. Diddy

What Ke$ha wakes up feeling like

"Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P. Diddy

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P demon

A prostitute that doesnt satisfy you and takes your money.

That P demon totaly ripped me off

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