beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

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beer noob

Somebody who pretends to like the taste of the discount urine they're drinking in order to justify getting drunk as cheaply as possible.

Cashier: "Is that a case of Coors Light I should be ringing up for you?"
Beer Noob: "Does the nametag on my janitor uniform say Bill Gates or something? Natty Ice please."

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homeopathic beer

This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.

Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.

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beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

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beer jacket

The invisible coat you where over your tshirt/short sleeve/bare chest when walking home on a freezing night out without feeling the cold.

"Aren't you cold?"

"No i'm wearing my beer jacket!"

"Nice one"

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beer jacket

The ability not to feel the cold when drunk. Also know as a beer coat

"You must have been freezing last night walking home?"
"I didn't feel it. I had my trusty beer jacket on"

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Beer Shower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower. Not to be confused with the other form of a beer shower: someone dumping a beer on someone's head.. which is alcohol abuse.

"I'm going to hop into the shower and pound a Heineken."
- "Ah Beer Shower! Good Call bro!"

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