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Another word for Dildo, invented when I and my friend Andrew were talking on the phone.
Who the hell named it Dildo anyway? Shit, if I invented it I'd have called it a Flop Cock. *Horrendous Laughter Ensues*
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A Fuck Flop is commonly used to describe Lady Gaga and the numerous fucking flops she has had on the charts.
Lady Gaga's music is a fuck flop
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When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.
I just flop waffle my girlfriend last night.
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Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.
She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw
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Travelling to hook up, like netflix and chill but with an airplane and a destination.
I had an excellent fly and flop with Cheryl in Tasmania last weekend.
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When you are exercising at the gym and feel really cool....listening to your tunes on your Ipod....feeling like Rocky and then all of the sudden, your Ipod falls on the treadmill or the stairstep machine or elliptical machine and all your confidence just falls to the floor.
I was on the stairstep machine exercising away to my tunes on my Ipod and feeling fine when all of the sudden, I experienced a Pod-flop when my Ipod slipped, fell, pulled my headphones and hat off and made me feel like a total loser.
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A juicy fart and or queef, similar to a shart but with more liquid
“Our date was going great until she put a finger in my ass and I gurgle flopped all over her hand”
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