someone needs Suf The Loaf to cut their bread
I can't cut my bread I need Suf The Loaf
Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.
Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.
its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex
Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex
Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole
I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds
noun. The admirable curvature of a supple and fully-formed female posterior. Despite their attractive shape, loaf pans may present traffic hazards.
Man 1: Hey, check out that stainless, non-stick family size loaf pan!
Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!
Cake, especially delicious cake.
I hate weddings but all that free yes-loaf takes the edge off things.