table talk

things you should only discuss at the table

sex is not table talk

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a table PEDE

friendly interjection meaning "may you join us for a couple of drinks?"

eric: I'm thirsty, fucko!
fucko: a table, PEDE!
eric: and I consider, despite the underlying conditions, that the human race is based on...
fucko: shutto!
SMACK

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bringing to the table

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys’

Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."

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table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server.

Watch out for Ben at lunch, he's always trying to get extra cash by table banking.

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table cricket

A game created by the best people in the world.
it was made up in art grade11.
and it consists of a rubber, ruler, and wickets.
the wickets can created by any other useful stationary
you have in your pencil case.

the aim of the game is to get the batter out.
either by bowling them out and hitting the wickets.
or performing a classic catch.

try it in your class room!
a true classroom treat for all involved.

Oh lets have a good old game of table cricket....
yeeeeaaahhhh!

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Penis Table

When you push two round tables together it creates a penis table.

"Everyone can't fit at just one table, so lets make a penis table"

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gnawing on the table

to have or engage in sex

John and Jill were gnawing on the table the other day!

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