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1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.
2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.
Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
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Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.
Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.
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1. oddly shaped boobs with different sized nipples or two different breast sizes.
2. an expression used to insult someone who just pulled a dick move.
mary looks so hot-steve
No dude she has major fraggle tits-jeff
look from over here-jeff
ewwww-steve
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When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.
Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.
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To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.
'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'
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an expression used during an event of important significance. Also used when exasperated. As well as in the case of what you had previously expected to take place does not. Exclaimation during a sudden realization.
oh tits!
Walking through a large crowded area
Person A - There's no way we'll make it through this...
Person B - Come on, follow me
Person A - Oh Tits! *Follows Person B*
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When one or both of the female's breasts are feeling under the weather, thus resulting in violent projectile regurgitation via the nipple hole.
"Excuse me teacher... Can I please go to the bathroom? I think I have sick tits."
"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"
"Oh, she has sick tits."
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