Random
Source Code

toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland

yo that broad toasted blowsted

by big_badussy January 10, 2022


Tiggity Toasted

Tiggity Toasted is a phrase used to describe a finished bowl of marijuana, AKA a cashed bowl. When the bowl has been completely finished, a participant will often announce this.

"Hey Adam, is there anything left in the bong?"

"Nah man, it's tiggity toasted!"





"Don't even try for a hit man, that thing is tiggity toasted."

by Aliza Fo Sho March 27, 2009


Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.

person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)

by dave829 June 17, 2011


Toasted weenie

A penis with an STD

"Dude did you hear? Katy gave Joey a toasted weenie at the party!"

by drowning.silence April 7, 2015


random toasts

Also see toast and random

To clink glasses of any beverage together and declare in a loud voice... anything that springs to mind. In loud celebration.

"heres to Siagon"

"To chebs"

"Wispas"

"toasting with pizza crusts"

"random toasts"

by Davie Gold October 21, 2008


Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021


abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe

"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...

by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021