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1: Dont tell anyone this but i had an Operation Midnight last night
2: Tf nigga what?
Operation Shovel is where Person A lubes up a spoon with a lot of lube, then enter the lubed spoon vaginally or anally into Person B or themselves. Once they hit prostate, or G-spot, Person A then yell,"I struck gold. YARG!!"
Person A: Ready for Operation Shovel
Person B: Yes!
Person A after hitting the G-Spot: I STRUCK GOLD!!!! YARG!!"
When lesbians wunna do a intersection, but their all dikes
Hey Les(s), y’all want too start a hush hush operation in a few hours?
“Hush Hush, bitch les do a Operation, smack that shit down, les Fucking do a operation, till we all saying Whaat?!?!?!”
The German Strategic Offensive, named Operation Typhoon, called for two pincer offensives, one to the north of Moscow against the Kalinin Front by the 3rd and 4th Panzer Armies, simultaneously severing the Moscow–Leningrad railway, and another to the south of Moscow Oblast against the Western Front south of Tula, by the 2nd Panzer Army, while the 4th Army advanced directly towards Moscow from the west.
Initially, the Soviet forces conducted a strategic defence of the Moscow Oblast by constructing three defensive belts, deploying newly raised reserve armies, and bringing troops from the Siberian and Far Eastern Military Districts. As the German offensives were halted, a Soviet strategic counter-offensive and smaller-scale offensive operations forced the German armies back to the positions around the cities of Oryol, Vyazma and Vitebsk, and nearly surrounded three German armies. It was a major setback for the Germans, and the end of their belief in a swift German victory over the USSR. As a result of the failed offensive, Field Marshal Walther von Brauchitsch was dismissed as supreme commander of the German Army, with Hitler replacing him in the position.
Date 30 September 1941 – 7 January 1942
(3 months, 1 week and 1 day)
Location
Moscow Oblast, Russian SFSR, USSR
Result
Soviet victory
End of Operation Barbarossa
Beginning of Soviet counterattacks
Germany fails to seize Moscow
Source: Wikipedia
Fuhrer: Today, we are launching Operation Typhoon!