Fuck Weasel

Someone who weasels into your life and fucks you over big time.

Jordin will forever be known as a fuck weasel to the rest of his "friends"

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Fuck Weasel

dick; penis. the infamous appendage. mammalian version of trouser snake.
a weasel-like protuberance used for-- what it says.

Why don't I like Dan? Because he's a fuck weasel -- and if you can't see that, so are you.

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snow weasel

Snow Weaselling is when a girl gets licked out on a bed

Finn got caught Snow Weaselling Lucy

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weasel-faced

To get drunk, hammered, shit-faced.

I want to get weasel-faced.

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Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

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Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.

"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"

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cock weasel

Jesren Carter, cock weasel extrodinaire.

Jesren, your such a cock weasel

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