Joy Of Painting

(noun) A television show which is often watched by characters from www.homestarrunner.com. Although visitors to the website have never been able to view a full episode, it is clear that it is watched as cassettes of the show have appeared at various points in within the website. A silent clip of the show, however, can be viewed by hovering the cursor over one of the Joy Of Paintings cassettes in the Toons Menu. From this clip we can gather that it is presented by a bushy haired male, similar in physique to Marzipan, who appears to be teaching the viewer painting techniques.

The cassetes in the Toons menu, the VCR at the end of the Strongbad email "12:00".

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finger paint

the act of dipping your penis in ink and slapping the face of the victim

talk to me like that again and we'll go finger paint in the closet

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Finger Painting

Finger painting in the gay community is when you finger your partner's asshole, then use the excrement on your finger to paint a picture on your partner's body.

Joseph did a finger painting on me last night. It was truly a work of art.

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Paint Fart

When you push too hard on an oversaturated paint brush and it produces a sudden wet fart noise

---Did you just anal belch?
-No, it was just a paint fart. It's been gassy since I washed it this morning.

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Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

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Paint The Town

John is getting ridiculously drunk at someone's house.

Hey are we going to paint the town tonight?

OMG! I hope John paints the town at my place. He's so hot!!

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Painting the tree

An act of oral sex.

The tongue duplicates the motions of a paint brush (up and down strokes) 'painting' the penis or 'tree'.

Man that bitch got on with Painting the tree last night, got me so hard.

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