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pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023


seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.

Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."

by kdelik January 31, 2014


Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

by jokergman March 9, 2023


pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.

I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.

by iSmithy November 2, 2019


pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana May 9, 2018


Pat Attack

to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.

The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.

by em-er-ly November 9, 2009


Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 7, 2010