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Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.
You better watch out that Mean Pencil is in the trees wanting to kill small animals from tokyo.
A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.
I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth
Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use
Jeremy has a small pencil dick
A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn
Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.
Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.
Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
'Lose my number pencil dick.'