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Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.
I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.
Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them
Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”
Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury
A plastic fan is someone who supports an oil team, such as PSG or Manchester City.
Jake is a plastic fan: he supports Manchester City.
A trash soundcloud album coming on 01/01/19. Anyone who listens family tree is LGBT. It is created by a closeted gay child who experiences Simon Syndrome.
Did you hear the plastic rose album
Nah i only listen to LilCrocB
1. inclined toward or fitted for artificial or insincere money, payment, or credit represented by the use of a credit card or cards.
2. The feeling you get while sleeping inside a White Indian and suddenly it begins to slide and almost plummets over a mountain cliff were it not for the safety of a single metal rod poking out of the side of the mountain.
1. I felt it was plastical to buy a 5th fur coat after joining the PETA group.
2. I felt plastical the weekend i made a snowman on my friends front lawn.
One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.
That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham
A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.
"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"