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A birthday that lasts for more than one day...ie: several days
I got into an argument with my girlfriend and I couldn't celebrate my birthday for five days..it was like a Polish birthday gone awry!
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A woman who allows only the glans (head, or knob) into her mouth when performing fellatio. A term of derision for any fellatrix who does not provide deep throat or even partial shaft swallowing.
She's just a worthless knob polisher.
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A flash of momentary stupidity.
"I had a Polish Moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."
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A Polish Bike ride is when you are sexually inclined with that special someone and then go doggy style and you sit back as to recline in such a relaxed motion that you start kicking her in
the titties and forget what you were even there for.
Riding a polish bikeride in Poland and Forgetting that you are suppose to be on vacation.
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A solo sex act in which a lady tittie-fucks herself with a dildo. (Orig. Only a Polish woman would be dumb enough to tittie fuck herself with a dildo. Also, the act of tittie-fucking oneself with a dildo would produce a motion much like bowing a violin).
Susie Woznoski: "My god- my neck is so sore."
Dana: "Why?"
Susie Woznoski: "I tried the Polish fiddle last night. I did it for hours and never came." :(
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When a person of Polish descent's relatives are constantly over their house. These people do all kinds of work for their Polish relatives and recieve Vodka as compensation. These workers pour concrete, remodel their relatives home and plant shrubbery.
Common names of these workers include Urek and Marek.
-Hey you have a new front porch...that wasn't here yesterday..???
-Yeah the Polish Mafia was over and they also chopped me some firewood.....because their my niggers.
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A social situation where a very attractive or desirable woman demonstrates romantic or sexual interest in a man, yet the man is totally oblivious to the woman's intentions.
"Dude, what happened? I thought G-Money had that girl locked up."
"No, buddy. It was a total Polish lockup. She wanted him so bad, but he didn't see it. After G-Money left, she asked me for his phone number!"
"He'd be slapping those nice titties all night if he wasn't so retarded."
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