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While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.
I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.
Leader of the autobots and for some reason their less famous then bumblebee
he is Optimus Prime cuz he is Optimus the freaking Prime.
The act of a UK prostitute coming up to someone with male genitalia and fondling the penis and balls. This phrase can be also be used as a joke when touching the underside of something.
Hank: Dude, I met a prostitute in London last week.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.
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The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video
Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill
Emma:Hell No!
Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!
Aaron:*grabs lube*
Any random day in which something exciting is supposed to happen but what happens is worthless crap. (See April Fool's Day)
Happy Prime Day! Have some free used condoms!