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noun:
1). The act of shitting in someone's mouth, then punching them until all of their teeth are gone, shitting in their mouth again if they spit at any point.
2). The resulting blood, feces, and tooth mixture.
Ron wouldn't stop bitchin' about how shitty my toilet wine tasted, so I gave that bitch a Prison Manwich, so he'd have something to compare it to.
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Prison breath is really bad breath, especially in the morning. It was originated by a sexy, ageless beauty, describing the offensive breath of a tattoo'd Mexican man with a mohawk and muscles, recently released from prison.
Please go brush your teeth! You have prison breath!
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Proof that the United States government has no right whatsoever to take any kind of moral stance on middle eastern affairs, especially where human rights are involved. Prisoner abuse at the hands of American soldiers has been going on for years - as said so by Rummy Don himself - and the government did next to nothing to stop it. And when The Shrub and his monkeys got caught with their pants down, they didn't even have the humility to apologize and admit their failures until Rummy Don was called in to testify in front of Congress for being a witless fuckup.
But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.
Condemn Saddam for torturing and dehumanizing his people, but get caught on film laughing it up while doing the exact same thing? Great idea, dumbass.
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Fuck up big time. If one drops the soap in a prison shower, they'll get ass raped.
George: Shit I broke the tv
Bob: Looks like you dropped the prison soap this time....Wanna go get some ice cream?
George: sure.
(a cookie to the first person who figures out that reference)
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The place where you will get raped if you don't stay at least 5 feet apart from everyone at all times and watch your ass
Officer 1 : Welcome To Blaine County Prison. Try to stay at least 5 feet apart from everyone and watch your ass at all times if you don't want to be raped or shanked or both
Prisoner 881 : Are you fucking kidding me?
Guard 1 : No he's not now get in your fucking cell
Officer 1 : Have a nice life motherfucker
When she’s a 4 in the regular world but a straight ten in a prions filled with men who don’t get to see a lot of women.
I like her but she’s Men’s Prison Pretty, she’s a four but they would love her.
The psychiatric wing of a hospital
Gabby: how was your weekend?
Ethan: pretty good, got put in the sticky sock prison overnight
Gabby: yeah, me too