"He put his dick into my pube cube last night. I'll definitely be calling him up again."
when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants
i pube my pants in #mycalvins
When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?
When a man has so much curly body hair, it looks like he’s covered in pubes.
That guys pube pelt is keeping his shirt off his chest!
A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.
"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."
Another name for the lint trap on your dryer
Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher