bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin

The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.

I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.

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Pumpkin Headed Twat

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.

Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.

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pumpkin (punkin, punky)

1) A cutie-pie.
2) A hypmonizing rear-end (badonkadonk).

1) Hey punky you silly poon!
2) Check out the punkin on that fizzle!

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pumpkin spice latte

A shitty, overrated white girl drink that someone named Hannah would drink.

I might go get a pumpkin spice latte, coz I'm such a white girl.
ugh, only someone named Hannah would drink that.

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Pumpkin Spice Techno

An aesthetic and musical form that resurfaces in October, and contains elements related to the themes associated with Halloween. Often listened to inside of techno venues by DJ’s tailoring their sound to the “Halloween mood”.

For example, sound effects from famous horror movies included on musical drops.

Heyyyy play me some of that “pumpkin spice techno”

Bro it’s October, where’s that “pumpkin spice techno”?

mexican pumpkin roll

Cumming in a Latina butt while wearing a Sombrero and yelling pumpkin hole

I'm gonna Mexican pumpkin roll this bitch tonight

Spookley The Square Pumpkin

Well, the definition is in the name, so

Spookley The Square Pumpkin is the best show on Earth