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Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!
Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!
To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.
1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!
2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!
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Trolling material used for trolling flat-chested women, or women in general due to blunt offensiveness. Coined in the movie The Hangover.
MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR BONERIFIC AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
PS: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK
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When two gentlemen (or ladies willing to partake) proceed to evenly consume a 30-rack in rapid fashion and upon completion begin a once in a lifetime smackdown.
Bro 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Nothin bro, wanna have a 30-Rack Fight Night?
Bro 1: I'm not fuckin scared. Let's fuckin go.
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When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.
I'm going to make your mom my Puerto Rican squat rack.
(Also, "off the meat rack") - Of a superlative quality
Etymology: A play-on-words of the phrase "off the meters".
Synonymous with: "off da books", "off da chain", "off da hook", "off da meters"
"Yo, the afterparty Q threw the other day was off the meat rack, son !!!"
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the bombist gift someone can get. It consists of paint and shelves and cats and you make a rack. Who wouldn't love this freaking game?
"happy birthday Kristen"
"uhhh. what is it?"
"THE BOMBIST GIFT ALIVE NIGGUAH a Kittycat Knick Nack Rack"
"shit son, thanks"
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