Random
Source Code

Reverse Crucifix

A sex position where you fingerblast your girl while in a reverse crucifix. Known to be so effective that some will see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

John: Bro, where's your girlfriend? I thought you were bringing her?
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.

by Dok665 April 4, 2018


Reverse Drowning

Eating six Popeye's biscuits no drink within the span of 15 minutes.

You have to do it with half a serving of honey dipping sauce so your mouth is all sticky but it doesn't quench the dryness. That's reverse drowning

by that_fucking_asshole November 1, 2021


reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017


Reverse Weekend

The concept of inverting the traditional division of a week, where one parties 5 nights and stays in 2 nights.

Office Drone 1: "These reverse weekends are killing both my wallet and my liver."
Office Drone 2: "Yes, but life is now full of beauty and meaning."

by mrblarg November 5, 2013


Reverse gogurt

Before you ejaculate you squeeze the tip of your dick so nothing comes out, then you slide your fingers down your urethra as if it were a yogurt tube.

Dude I can’t fucking walk after I tried a reverse gogurt.

by Medium pipe matt November 16, 2018


reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.

Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"

by yongobonghoe May 22, 2018


Reverse Reply

A reply given to a statement, sarcastically, to illuminate the verisimilitude of the aforementioned statement.

Dude, Jenny is such a little slut!
Yea, she's not allergic to dick (the Reverse Reply).

Holy shit, it is so hot!
Yea, it's not cold.

by theonlyrealperson June 21, 2011