Random
Source Code
Random
A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..
Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
110👍 19👎
Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.
"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."
Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"
Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"
Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."
Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"
68👍 11👎
A spicy, hot, handy. Not pleasing to either party. Extreme dry
Man, got the spiciest Cajun dry rub last night! Anyone have lotion?
A phrase commonly said by coil that is used when somebody is about to say something that needs to be said but that might upset another person.
"Not to rub salt in the wound but are you still gonna watch the super bowl?"
when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash
Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
When somebody says I rub you, they are threatening to rub you.
“I rub you”
“Oh”
A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.
I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted
117👍 26👎