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cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019


Caramel shake

When you cum in a light skins ass

Bro I just ate a Caramel shake out of Peyton last night

by BloodyClot March 24, 2021


Shamrock Shaked

When you get with a girl, but then she turn lesbian (or bi-sexual)

I know you was with her, but she likes girls now- you got Shamrock Shaked my dawg.

by Salvatore's Pizza January 26, 2018


goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 04, 2014


Shaking the Gadget

Ostensibly, this refers to the use of an exercise device that you shake to build muscled arms.

On the other hand, it could also refer to an activity one does by yourself.

"How did you get such strong forearm muscles?"

"Um, shaking the gadget."

by Language Man July 30, 2009


jakey shakes

A term used in Britain (mainly used in Scotland) When someone has had to much alcohol or drugs in their system they start to shake.

Harry: Did you hear how bad josh had the jakey shakes last night?

Alex: Bet it was bad.
Harry: oh aye, shaking like a leaf.

by Bramblebee February 08, 2022


The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.

How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong

by UncleKony September 12, 2018