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When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere
Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"
The act of dying whilst masturbating
My grandad died from Cum Shock
That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever
Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.
the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit
I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.
-that fucking pillock did it again!
When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.
I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.
what you see is not actually what you see
Samantha Zhang, 36, a San Diego social-media manager who owns a pair. “Everyone is legit shocked they’re actually sweatpants.”
Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.
It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.
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