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The act of dying whilst masturbating
My grandad died from Cum Shock
A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.
The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian
That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever
Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.
the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit
I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.
-that fucking pillock did it again!
When you start out cropdrusting a group of people and end up defecating your pants.
I wanted to just fart on them but they got the "shock and eww.'
noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.
ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.
Webcam communicating with someone 2D at work for years only to meet them in person 3D suddenly causing serious disconcerting shock.
I got 2D3D shock when I met the offshore team from Madrid at the conference. Alejandra is hawt.