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Getting a sexual massage for men ;)
“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”
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Similar to a golden shower, but involving three women urinating on someone at the same time. An ultimate act of humiliation.
He knew as soon as "Love Train" by the O'Jays started playing that it was time for a platinum shower.
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The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.
When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.
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A variation of tea-bagging someone while taking a steaming hot shower.
Kyle enjoys shower bagging Erin (putting his ball sack on her face) after a long game of cornhole.
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A water-friendly alternative to a shower perfected by the Pakistani community. Instead of washing one's self when extremely sweaty and/or dirty, the individual simply uses toilet paper as a towel, then sprays deoderant in the hope of disguising their smell and never having to properly clean themselves. The odour is never completely masked, and the smellier the paki, the more highly regarded they are by their bretheren.
(After playing football all lunch)
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"
Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"
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when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body
that Guido obviously took a mexican shower today, the kid smells like a five year old hooker
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A striptease routine under a shower.
i went to deja vu and paid $25 for a shower dance
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