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To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.
Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty
Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.
Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.
When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
when you dip a midget in olive oil and slop his head in your anus, then you fart him out
-"why are you walking like that?"
-"Slippery marc bro..."
-"oh.... no worry...been there done that..."
There's Alexander Grace and Alok
Hym "No. Slippery slope fallacy.. You can pay me for my work. You're LYING and trying to frame it as though you're giving me something for nothing. I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO THIS. YOU CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS."
It's not a fallacy guys! See!? See!? It's real!
Hym "What the entire conservative position has become over the last for years. The slippery slope fallacy. We can't do this because THEN they'll want THAT! And then pretty soon we'll be holding our kids butthole open for the pedophiles!"
What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.
*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."
The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.