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A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.
When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.
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what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.
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When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.
Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"
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What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
An amazing Red box that teaches how to spell 200 words!
Alex: I just bought a Speak & Spell! it will teach me how to spell 200 words!
Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.
If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.
When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent
Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”